7 Weird Home Decor Items
Elliptical Machine Office Desk
This looks like a Star Trek themed desk chair, but it's not. It's a desk chair that is also an elliptical bike. And, it is the only kind of desk chair that is more embarrassing to have in your home than an actual Star Trek chair.
Darth Vader CD Player
Moving from Star Trek to Star Wars, here is a Darth Vader CD player. Nothing suggests high audio quality like the disembodied head of a movie villain with a famously distorted voice.
I can't put my finger on exactly why, but this couch is terrifying to me. It looks like a torture device from the movie, The Cell. It is made by furniture company Poltrona Frau, which I assume is Ethan Allen's evil twin.
Sauna In A Cupboard
You know... so you can travel with your sauna. What? Just go to the gym. Or Jean Claude Van Damme's house. I have no idea why I know Van Damme has a sauna in his house, but I'm positive I heard that somewhere. This was made by designer Anna van der Lei who's said having a bathroom inside the house is "too restrictive." Oh, Anna.
Sooooooooo.... I guess this is supposed to be a conversation piece? And the beginning of that conversation is probably, "Let's get the &$^% away from this chair." I'm not sure where exactly you can purchase this, but that's probably for the best.
This is a design by a group of Cuban artists called Los Carpinteros. This one is actually legitimately interesting. Good job, Los Carpinteros. You should have a word with the sheep chair inventor, and teach him a few things.
Shelf Made of Hands
No thanks! I'd rather not have my iPod shelf suggest that there is the remainder of a frozen man standing on the other side of my wall.
Noah Garfinkel writes for networx.com.
Updated August 13, 2018.
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